Long Jokes

• So there was this guy, and he thinks his dog is dead, but he wants to be sure so he brings it to the vet. He goes, "Doc, I think my dog is dead, but can you make sure?" Doc goes, "Sure, let me just do a few tests on the dog." So Doc starts poking the dog, looking at his eyes, and does some other tests. And the Doc goes, "I'm pretty sure the dog is dead, but there's one more test we can do to be sure," and the Doc asks the vet tech to go get the cat. The tech brings the cat to the Doc and he starts waving the cat in front of the dog. Still no response from the dog, and Doc goes, "I'm sorry sir, but your dog is definitely dead. Guy goes, "Aw jeez, well thanks Doc." Doc goes, "No problem. I'm sorry. But luckily we can bury him on site for ya if you want." Guy goes, "Sure." So the guy's dog gets buried and he goes to the front desk to pay for the bill. He sees its 550 dollars, and he goes, "Whoa, 550 dollars just to bury my dog?!" And the guy at the desk goes, "No sir, 50 dollars for the burial, 500 dollars for the cat scan."